Thursday, February 21, 2013

*SPOILERS* FOR DOCTOR WHO SEASON 7.5!!

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710. Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS Written by Stephen Thompson
The Eye of Harmony does indeed feature and is a weird white/see-through stretched hexagonal shape with a bluey centre (shaped almost like a coffin). There are also ‘Gallifreyan eggs’.
712. The Last Cyberman Written by Neil Gaiman
Features ‘Cyberkiller guns,’ a ‘Spacey Zoom Ride’, and there are golden tickets.
713. Finale Written by Steven Moffat
River Song is back. Her gravestone is seen.
Other bits: A Time War book/parchment features. The ring Clara wears looks to be important. There’s a ‘laser saw’.
 
GALLIFREYAN EGGS!!!

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Jurassic Park 4

Okay I do reviews for Paramount Pictures (I don't get paid which sucks...but its rather enjoyable work) So I just got finished being handed a few pictures of whats going to happen with said movie and I have to say...I'm very disappointed. Do to reasons through contracts and legal notices I won't be able to put them up for a bit...but lets just say its going to be in CGI...yeah...a fucking cartoon. Probably cause the original peeps are old as fuck

Monday, February 18, 2013

You had a bad childhood if you didn't do these

THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!
You didn't have a very good childhood if you didn't jump from chair to chair and to the couch pretending the floor is lava.

I'M IN A BOAT!
Staying on said furniture and pretending its a boat.

REINACTING YOUR FAVORITE PART OF A MOVIE OR SINGING A VERSE OF THE SONGS IN IT.
Weather you know the words by heart or not you sang the songs and played the part.

PLAYED WITH YOUR FOOD
Made mountains of potatoes, or made a small river down the side of them you played with your food...or worse...ate it like a dog.

HID ANYWHERE FOR AN ODD AMOUNT OF TIME TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF A PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY
Yes...I have done this. Sat under my sisters bed for two hours just to scare the crap out of them.

MY BATH TUB IS A SUB/BOAT/RIVER/SWIMMING POOL.
Toys everywhere Muwahahahaha!!

TOOK YOUR TOYS OUTSIDE AND HAD THEM PLAY IN THE GRASS LIKE THEY WERE ON SAFARI
Yes...guilty

DON'T STEP ON THE CRACK
I've stepped on the crack and my mom still ain't got a broken back...must jump...harder

TENTS!
If you haven't slept in a tent in your back yard or your friends back yard...your missing out

UNDOMANANCE!!
Tried to write neat with the wrong hand

TRIED NOT TO SING A THEME SONG
your sitting there as your little sister/brother is watching there baby shows and you suddenly catch yourself humming or singing the theme song.

BUTTONS!!
Arguing over who gets to push a button or worse arguing over who gets to pop all the bubbles!!

FANS
"Luke...I am your father" If you haven't said this into a fan once...wow your missing out

I got more I just don't feel like embarrassing myself anymore.

I don't give a shit!!

You see the chick on the right...you know the one with the little hips...isn't the goddess. The chickie on the left there is Venus. She's a Goddess. So the next time I hear a skinny chick saying they wanted to look like a goddess so they lost weight. Imma slap a fucking sammich in there hand and tell them to grow up.

Allow me to present...

More PONIES!!!

Nuff said

More 50th anniversary crap for ya

(Not sure if this picture if official. But Tennant looks awesome in the Gallefray garb :D)

Information obtained by Digitalspy.com

It was thrown at us I swear...they say Reece Shearsmith will be playing the second Doctor after Patrick Troughtons passing some years back so he's unable to continue his role. But I'm sure he's looking down from heaven or wherever he's haunting and going 'WTF guys...WTF. Who is that guy. He looks nothing like me!'

Hopefully there choice for the third and final Doctor is a bit better then the first two. The first being played by David Bradley

AND....

He's awesome...deal with it

Sir Percy Blakeney

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Sunday, February 17, 2013

Richard E Grant Day!!

HE'S ALLERGIC TO ALCOHOL!!

So before making Withnail and I he hadn't drank before so the director got him drunk...and he was sick as a dog the day after...really bad sick. Poor Richard *Le sigh*

The Fucker played in Spice World as the bands manager. (I've never watched it. I wanna see it cause of him but I won't degrade myself as far)

He also played the Doctor twice Once in 'the curse of the fatal death' and then a second time in 'the scream of the shalka' then he played a villain in the most resent Christmas special 'the snowmen' as the villain 'professor Simeon'
But I think the one I remember him from soooo much is from a movie I watched as a kid (I'm showing my age again 'psst I'm 30') The warlock
He looked all kinds of bad ass for a bit...but he can't fight worth a shit and his 'pained' cry it sounds like a kid trying to act. Even when he played in the Scarlet Pimpernel it sounded forced.






Doctor Who: 50th Anniverary Awesomeness!!

I've been watching since I was a kid...I love me some Doctor Who...but heres the catch...I"m American. So I started watching when it was on A&E with the 4th Doctor. I stopped after and dropped it like a sack of potatos and started back up again when I saw the real 9th Doctor (Oddly enough played by Richard E Grant (Back in 2003)

The episode (Webisode) was called Scream of the Shalka (Its on youtube go watch it. Its pretty good) but after the popularity of this one webisode they started the idea that perhaps they could bring it back...and they replaced Richard with Chris (Which I fucking hate)

Now that Doctor Who has been around for 50 years in November then they're going to do a great freakin episode called 'An adventure in time and space'
There have been several pictures letting leak one of which is of the new first doctor who actually played in 'Dinaosaurs on a starship as the villain 'Soloman'
Yes that picture official. I'm not to sure who the chick is though. Oh well

I'll keep you up to date on what i find out cause...I donno I can I guess





And just cause I can...

PONIES!!!

Your argument is invalid....

The All to Awesome Leslie Howard

Heres my randomness for today. Leslie Howard...

Why am I putting him up here today...because he's fucking awesome.
He worked in the military for a little while then ended up having a problem with the whole word 'BOOM' yeah he got all kinds of freaked out so his doctor told him to try out acting

So acting he did...and he owned that bitch, he not only played in two different Pimpernel films (The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1930s then another one Pimpernel Smith) he played in 'Gone with the Wind' as Ashley the love intrest of Scarlet O'hara (I really hated that movie) but it didn't end there...thats not why he's awesome...so here is how he died



When the Nazi war was raging on and London was sending its youth to the hills our favorite actor Leslie Howard stayed behind (Whos Robert Howards father) he stayed behind waving goodbye to his wife and two kids. He started to work as a secret agent (Oddly enough the title of yet another movie he did)
He and a few others boarded a plane with information for the Prime Minister knowing perfectly well it was being targeted...the plane was shot down and no one survived. He knew he was going to die...yet he got int he plane and did what he thought was right. He's a hero

The Scarlet Pimpernel

Honestly if you haven't heard of it yet...your fucking lazy. These books (15 in all) was released between 1912 to 1923 by Baroness Orczy. There have been loads of plays, and tv shows and movies spanning from the 1930s to just recently in 2000 staring Richard E Grant

Now the reason why I'm bringing it up is because most people haven't figured it out yet. So I'll draw it out for you.
This man (Sir Percy Blakeney) Has been saving people during the Frech Revolution mostly Aristocrats from having there heads chopped off. But only if they deserved to be saved. (Before you read the book...no its not a real or true story even though it is very believable.) He does so in disguise. No one knows its him and he's a master at it. The enemy has never known what the true identity is...until his wife spilled the beans not knowing his identity herself.

Sound familiar...well sort of...the whole idea of having a secret identity was spawned from this very book. If this book hadn't been created there wouldn't be a Zorro, or a Batman. So there ya go...thats my bit of randomness for the day :D