Star Wars episode 7

I have come to the conclusion that if Disney is successful in making a Star Wars Episode 7...that I'll go watch it understanding that is in fact a spoof and laugh at it...as if it weren't the real thing.

O.o

Yeah this is pretty much me in a nutshell

...O.o...

Yeah...what?

Damn it Construction Workers!!!

You know how construction workers are finished for the day they'll put a huge piece of metal on the ground so people can go by while theres still this huge opening on the ground?

Yeah well there is one right outside the house...and its going to keep me up all night long

KATHUNK!
KATHUNK!

FUCK YOU CITY OF MAYSVILLE...FUCK YOU!!

The 5th of November!! REMEMBER IT!!

Doctor Who: Children in Need trailer leaked?

!!!QUICK BEFORE THEY MAKE ME TAKE IT DOWN!!!

~I HAD TO TAKE IT OFF MY TUMBLR! ~

SPOILERS!!!!!!
Apparently the video for the ‘Children in Need’ trailer was leaked
OOPS!!!
If your brave enough to search for it like I HAVEN’T
No I haven’t watched it, but I accidentally read about it when looking for Doctor Who short episodes. So heres what happens
This is where the spoiler begins if you don’t want to read about it then don’t go any further

The Doctor and River are locked on the TARDIS together.
River is a bit worried that they will die there and the Doctor replies ‘don’t worry you don’t die here’ and suddenly she is made aware that the Doctor has seen her death. So she presses him for information. Even breaks down about it.
The Doctor simply replies ‘Spoilers’ before going silent.

!End Spoilers!

Job...

yeah okay so most of you know I work at a theater that my husband manages. The problem with that ends up coming along the lines of

1. I can't be promoted. I'm always going to be a peon.
2. I can't stand some of his employees. But I have to put a smile on and pretend
3. I do more work then half his employees combined. 
4. I can clean a theater faster then four of them can
5. I'm older then they are (I'm 30) 
6. I don't replace any of my work days and I never get sick while they're always trading/canceling/getting sick. (Although they can't help that they get sick. Its not there fault)
7. I have kids (7 & 2 years old) and they're trying to give me mothering advice.
8. They complain that there love life sucks but don't take advice from me or there manager whose got a successful love life and we never fight (I mean that...never)
9. They talk about gross stuff. (Yeah...sex, poo, NC-17 movies they wish we could get)
10. But aside from employees we get the costumers that think they can give sex for free stuff. 

A few days ago a woman came into the theater and asked to see the manager. Me being 'Okay sure' which this isn't very unusual sometimes people misplace wallets or things in theaters and ask to see if they seen it. Or perhaps a job, or maybe they were there for a charity and they wanted to pay for gift cards for tickets for a fundraiser. We get that a lot with radio stations or churches.

But anyways this lady walks into the office seeing my husband was all 'I got a question for you?' And she unsnaps her bra! and pulls her shirt off. Her bra unsnapped from the front. It looked neat...The door was wide open and I was standing there. Another employee was standing there mopping the floor looked at me when the woman finished with her question. 'Have you ever seen a womans breasts other then on the internet?'

Let me go on with 'I'm not a very violent person...but I'm not sorry for what happened next.'

My husband rolled his eyes snapped his fingers and I automatically answered her. 'why yes he has...mine. I'm his wife...and your now banned from this theater.' I grabbed her by the hair and pulled her out into the lobby and out into the parking lot. She still didn't have her shirt on and her bra was half hanging on. She forgot her shirt inside...and she was banned from the theater and security wouldn't let her back in to get it. Actually...I really don't think he believed that she left it inside.

I actually took pity on her and threw her a plastic bag.

The Scarlet Pimpernel Facebook page!

The League of the Scarlet Pimpernel

Yes I've put one up...its brand new just made today so don't cut your fingers on the edges. I'll be updating it as information is given to me. Thanks. Please like!

Equestra Girls

Is anyone else besides me think Celestia isn't just training Twilight to be a Princess...I think she's training a replacement...anyone else?

Bad Wolf

BAD WOLF!!

Yup I went there

hang in there

Yet another few tornadoes have hit Oklahoma City...

Powerball?

Yeah you know the lottery thats worth 600 Million dollars...

Yeah we got our ticket...which is saying a lot cause I've never played before. I tried it for shits and giggles and I found two bucks on the theater floor. So I said what the hell.

Needless to say...I didn't get it.

But one person did in Florida. Yeah you heard me...one person out of all those people in the US that bought a ticket. One person got it...and its Monday. Guy still hasn't claimed his prize. I bet those people wearing those powerball outfits are getting rather sweaty in those suits lol.

Wonder what they do if someone doesn't claim there winnings? Does the money still reset or do they go on to 610 Million?

Soooooo...

We finally find out whats hidden at Trenzelor. NOTHING!! yeah pretty much. Well a huge TARDIS with a dead Doctor inside it. But who cares about that. Everyone has a grave. What did you think? The Doctor was immortal or something? Nope...no one is. But of course theres always someone wanting to destroy something in the show...and I'm glad it was Richard. That guy can hold me like that anytime. Whooo!! Yeah I just did that.

As far as Hurt playing the unsung Doctor...I'm not to happy with. Richard should have got that part. This is totally fucked up.

I give 'the name of the doctor' a 3 out of 10.

New theory for Clara

What if Clara isn't anything by an ordinary human being...that just so happens to be in the right place at the right time?

Also I don't think River Song herself, or the Downloaded River shows up at all. I actually think its the holographic interface on the TARDIS.

I also think Clara jumps into the time vortex and goes back and saves the Doctor many many different times. 

(Yes I am aware there is a collection of blu ray disks that happened to be released here in the US. No I don't have one. I got all this information from the trailer.

Ever have?

One of those nights where everything under the moon tries to wake you up?

Well first off I'm a parent so my kids tend to do that a lot anyways. My daughter hasn't woken me up since the beginning of last year and she's 7. She's never been afraid of the boogy man or monsters under her bed, or lightning, I've seen her stare down some things that she is afraid of. Yes she'll be crying...but oh she will make sure the thing that scared her cries too.

My 2 year old son...bugs, shadows, loud noises, bright flashy lighty stuff...yeah he's afraid of them. We got him a race car for his birthday and he cries. So yes...every storm, every loud noise, every bright light will wake up my son and he'll want his protector...his older sister.

Lately we've been having storms so naturally my son gets scared and it takes about 20 minutes after the storm to get him back asleep, Then there was a car alarm that went off...five times last night, plus something that smacked into our window (I haven't got a clue as to what it was.) A random fart (Which was his own. I got a giggle out of that one) plus the usual nightmare.

So yeah...needless to say...I'm tired as hell.

This is one of those

I wanna spike my coffee with Red Bull days. Cause I'm tired as fuck.

Anyone else have those days? If yes...how do you deal with them?

My take on Gay Marriage...

Its not of our damned business!!!

So shut up...your embarrassing yourselves.

 

I think I've figured out who Clara is...

There were several little hints as to who she is. Peoples ideas were very possible. Nor am I actually saying that what I'm about to say is true. I have no affiliation with BBC and nor do I talk with Moffat about anything. Never met the guy.

Anyways. So just incase this is a spoiler...be warned. If you don't want to read about Clara or know who she might be and want to be patient and find out the hard way...then go ahead and back out of my blog.

But if you wanna know...keep going.

Okay first off...if you haven't watched the 1996 movie. Do it. Its the most recent proclamation as to what the Eye of Harmony is. Although it was mentioned as far back as the 4th Doctor. It was also the first place I got the idea from.

Actually I thought of this in the shower. But anyways

Peoples views on Clara go as far as to say she's either

Susan having been regenerated (But since the Doctors gone back to see her parents this doesn't prove to be the case,)
And she can't be Susans daughter cause her mother died and not regenerated
Seeing her birth parents as well insures we didn't see the Doctor being her father either, and the fact that we never saw her regenerate when she was 'killed' if that is in fact what she did.
A few people think she could be Jacks daughter. Again we see the dad. Thats not Jack. Obviously...
Some people think she's one of the Doctors flesh copies...and again nothing because we see the parents.
Its almost as if Moffat is insuring that we see how Clara is created. Great pains to show everything of her creation...and death. Makes you just wanna yell out his name and wave your fist at the skies.

But perhaps we're not looking through this at the right point and time...perhaps we should be looking at the Doctor more harshly and the clues he himself keeps planting. Such as the eye of harmony. If and when you watch the 1996 movie its pointed out most recently to the fact that the Doctor is in fact half human. His father is time lord while his mother his human.

Having said this. I propose that Clara is the Doctors mother. My evidance stands thus.

1. This would explain why she was spotted in different times and different planets,
2. This would explain why the Great Intelligence is after her.
3. This would also explain as to why the TARDIS explodes.

Anyone else have any thoughts?!

I think its funny!

I think its funny as hell when someone tries to start an angry debate and suddenly realizes that I don't give a shit so I just go another direction which cools the matter down and makes people laugh and forget the whole debate.

Universal Studios

Okay first off the vacation is over...and I'm home and stuffs. It was awesome...kiss my ass I'm 30 going to theme parks without my kids.

If you go to Universal Studios and you have kids...get the meal plan! Ifs freakin awesome and you can eat as much as you want.

BEHOLD!!

Me on a surf board...
No of course its real what makes you think otherwise...

Okay its fake.

Hey!!

~HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAT!!~

You are sorely missed *Le Pout.*

Shoes!! Your all Shoes!!

Despicable Me 2 clip!!

Brought to you by...kids choice awards.

The Bells of Saint John: A Prequel

OMG

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I'm fucking lazy today.
I guess...I could attempt to find something to post

Its Spring...

Yup its spring...but does it feel like it? Fuck no.
Come Monday...more snow. We're going to have to wrap winter back up all over again.

Code Pink?!

Okay have you heard from a friend I have in the Air Force (She pilots a drone) there is a group called Code Pink. They've been following off duty officers with there private cars and photographing there license plates as well as drugging there food/drinks at any restaurants they visit. Laxatives mostly nothing serious.

There main sloggen is 'drones fly children die' I don't see the logic in that at all.

I see them protesting on the wrong continent. If they want the fighting to stop they need to be else where. We're peace keepers and we go where ever we're needed.

Now if you notice I'm not saying they need to stop. By all means protest...just keep the personals and the drugging out of it. What if someones allergic to what you put in there food. You people are wrong on that aspect.

Go check out there website and tell me what you think.

Super Dad?

its been two years Gru!! Give them some new fucking close. I think Margo is the only one with a new shirt...and I can see that yours has faded too. New cloths!!

Do they!!!???

Yay!!

DaFaq!!

Actually no this is not photoshopped. I have seen them in Atlanta....no joke.

Its actually not as big as you think it is. Nor is it poisonous. It just looks fucking ugly as always.

Whiplash!!

Yeah my weather is giving me whiplash. Yesterday it was all pretty and snowing and then I wake up to storms, rain, and flood warnings. Make up your mind weather jeez!

*Rolls eyes.*

OMG...Clara is the new Kenny (South park ref)



Secondly...I think she's a fucking robot.

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STALK MY BLOG DAMN YOU!!!

SNOW!!

It just keeps snowing and snowing and fucking snowing!!

I just had a thought...

How did those chicks with the big Victorian dresses go to the bathroom?

JACK!!

Its a...tradition?!

WTF did I just get finished saying!

Stop it peeps. Really redoing movies suck worse then crappy sequels!

1. Beetlejuice
2. First blood (Rambo)
3. Short Circuit
4. Silence of the Lamb
5. Watchmen (Why the hell are they redoing this one? Really! They just threw it out. I still get giggly at the blue guys junk)

PONIES!!

Netflix just released season 3!

I know what I'm doing today :D

Resident Evil 6

STOP IT!!!

Muppets!!

Yup...I'm laughing so hard I spewed coke out of my nose.

Why yes...this is batman

When I first saw this I thought it was subway. But its actually an ice cream shop lol

Twitter!

Yup I'm on the birdy!

https://twitter.com/NoraFrost30

Flops around

Okay this month on into next month are going to be soooo full of birthdays I donno what I'm going to do!

My birthday was last week yay me. My hubbys moms birthday is today 'Go mom' and my daughters is next week...

VACATION FROM MARCH 29TH TO APRIL 5TH !!

I haven't been on vacation since I was 27! that was four years ago to those who can't count.

Then when we get back...I mean it right when we get back. April 11th is my boys birthday...he'll be 2...the crazy kid.

Did I mention what my daughters theme for her party is?

PONIES!!!

30!!

Yup its my 30th birthday...Toga Party time!!

Also tonight I'm playing hide and seek in the theater :D

So it begins...

Just so you all know I derp a lot when it comes to snow. I absolutely love the stuff. I went from Georgia a state that sees snow once every five to six years...maybe. To living in Kentucky just last year and now its snowing once a week since November. My daughter whose almost 7 just saw her first snow last January. My son who is almost 2 his first snow was the same day as his sisters. So yeah...this is great.

O.o

I'm sitting here doing nothing but listen to the wind blow and my son snore (I'm trying to figure out weather or not they're trying to be louder then the other)

But then there was a thought that came to my mind.

Just where would I be if Hitler had been killed before the war?

No I'm not Jewish but my great grandmother and grandmother are Jewish and they came over to the US as the war started to go bad for them. But what if Hitler hadn't of been around...what would I be doing now?

Yay!!

One minute its raining, the next its snowing!
To top it all off its windy as hell the weather warnings keep saying its blowing 25 to 35 MPH.
Now we're being promised a foot or two of the stuff. Hopefully this is the last of it this year.
Now the electricity keeps blinking on and off...and its messing with my internet....and there goes the transformer!!

lol at my own joke haha!

*Le sigh.*

Anyone who knows me knows I'm afraid of Dinosaurs. Doesn't matter if its a meat eater or a leaf eater. I don't like them. I'm toe jam stew to all of them. This fear was brought on after watching Jurassic Park when I was 7 at a drive in theater in California which was actually surrounded by Dinosaur statues.

Anyways I'm walking through Walmart today looking for a magazine for the kids (They like the disney ones) and all of the sudden I spot this one

and then my daughter picks it up and puts it in my face. 'How about this one!' I'm all like "Fuck no!" in front of an Amish family. So yeah now I'm all embarrassed, but then the dad (I think it was the dad) 'I agree with your mom, it looks fake' I was sooooo tickled.

LoL...just LoL

OMG I can't stop laughing

Spoilers gonna spoil so you might just wanna read

Richard E Grant...you know the awesome guy from Withnail and I, and Warlock, and The Scarlet Pimpernel, and the Spice Girls...and yeah well lets stop with that cause I really hate the Spice Girls...I hope he did it just for the money. Anyways.

If you'll remember right he played in the latest Doctor Who Christmas Special ' The Snowmen' as Dr. Simeon.

Well guess what...he's dropping back by and jumping back into the good Professors Victorian boots and playing the part again in the episode with 'The Ice Men.'

I loved that episode and he did such a good job as a villain. I hope he does equally as good a job this time around :D Good Luck Mr. Grant...specially against the Doctor...oh yeah...you'd know...you played him twice :D

Question of the day :D

Just how do you get to Sesame Street?

OMFG!!

Mom...why the fuck...why the fuck do you gotta reserve a fucking movie like that....then get sick. I hate Twilight...I hate it...and now I gotta go stand in line to get one of those damned DVDs just cause you want it now. I'm almost 30 years old...I don't gotta do what you ask...but Imma do it...cause I love you that much.

On more better news

Look...I has a shiney :D

Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

That is all...

*SPOILERS* FOR DOCTOR WHO SEASON 7.5!!

SPOILERS


SPOILERS

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710. Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS Written by Stephen Thompson
The Eye of Harmony does indeed feature and is a weird white/see-through stretched hexagonal shape with a bluey centre (shaped almost like a coffin). There are also ‘Gallifreyan eggs’.
712. The Last Cyberman Written by Neil Gaiman
Features ‘Cyberkiller guns,’ a ‘Spacey Zoom Ride’, and there are golden tickets.
713. Finale Written by Steven Moffat
River Song is back. Her gravestone is seen.
Other bits: A Time War book/parchment features. The ring Clara wears looks to be important. There’s a ‘laser saw’.

 

GALLIFREYAN EGGS!!!

Jurassic Park 4

Okay I do reviews for Paramount Pictures (I don't get paid which sucks...but its rather enjoyable work) So I just got finished being handed a few pictures of whats going to happen with said movie and I have to say...I'm very disappointed. Do to reasons through contracts and legal notices I won't be able to put them up for a bit...but lets just say its going to be in CGI...yeah...a fucking cartoon. Probably cause the original peeps are old as fuck

You had a bad childhood if you didn't do these

THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!
You didn't have a very good childhood if you didn't jump from chair to chair and to the couch pretending the floor is lava.

I'M IN A BOAT!
Staying on said furniture and pretending its a boat.

REINACTING YOUR FAVORITE PART OF A MOVIE OR SINGING A VERSE OF THE SONGS IN IT.
Weather you know the words by heart or not you sang the songs and played the part.

PLAYED WITH YOUR FOOD
Made mountains of potatoes, or made a small river down the side of them you played with your food...or worse...ate it like a dog.

HID ANYWHERE FOR AN ODD AMOUNT OF TIME TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF A PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY
Yes...I have done this. Sat under my sisters bed for two hours just to scare the crap out of them.

MY BATH TUB IS A SUB/BOAT/RIVER/SWIMMING POOL.
Toys everywhere Muwahahahaha!!

TOOK YOUR TOYS OUTSIDE AND HAD THEM PLAY IN THE GRASS LIKE THEY WERE ON SAFARI
Yes...guilty

DON'T STEP ON THE CRACK
I've stepped on the crack and my mom still ain't got a broken back...must jump...harder

TENTS!
If you haven't slept in a tent in your back yard or your friends back yard...your missing out

UNDOMANANCE!!
Tried to write neat with the wrong hand

TRIED NOT TO SING A THEME SONG
your sitting there as your little sister/brother is watching there baby shows and you suddenly catch yourself humming or singing the theme song.

BUTTONS!!
Arguing over who gets to push a button or worse arguing over who gets to pop all the bubbles!!

FANS
"Luke...I am your father" If you haven't said this into a fan once...wow your missing out

I got more I just don't feel like embarrassing myself anymore.

I don't give a shit!!

You see the chick on the right...you know the one with the little hips...isn't the goddess. The chickie on the left there is Venus. She's a Goddess. So the next time I hear a skinny chick saying they wanted to look like a goddess so they lost weight. Imma slap a fucking sammich in there hand and tell them to grow up.

Allow me to present...

More PONIES!!!

Nuff said

More 50th anniversary crap for ya

(Not sure if this picture if official. But Tennant looks awesome in the Gallefray garb :D)

Information obtained by Digitalspy.com

It was thrown at us I swear...they say Reece Shearsmith will be playing the second Doctor after Patrick Troughtons passing some years back so he's unable to continue his role. But I'm sure he's looking down from heaven or wherever he's haunting and going 'WTF guys...WTF. Who is that guy. He looks nothing like me!'

Hopefully there choice for the third and final Doctor is a bit better then the first two. The first being played by David Bradley

AND....

He's awesome...deal with it

Sir Percy Blakeney

I have a Tumblr

My Tumblr

Yay I put random shit up there too. Just click the link and you'll probably feel like you have whiplash there too :D

Richard E Grant Day!!

HE'S ALLERGIC TO ALCOHOL!!

So before making Withnail and I he hadn't drank before so the director got him drunk...and he was sick as a dog the day after...really bad sick. Poor Richard *Le sigh*

The Fucker played in Spice World as the bands manager. (I've never watched it. I wanna see it cause of him but I won't degrade myself as far)

He also played the Doctor twice Once in 'the curse of the fatal death' and then a second time in 'the scream of the shalka' then he played a villain in the most resent Christmas special 'the snowmen' as the villain 'professor Simeon'

But I think the one I remember him from soooo much is from a movie I watched as a kid (I'm showing my age again 'psst I'm 30') The warlock

He looked all kinds of bad ass for a bit...but he can't fight worth a shit and his 'pained' cry it sounds like a kid trying to act. Even when he played in the Scarlet Pimpernel it sounded forced.

Doctor Who: 50th Anniverary Awesomeness!!

I've been watching since I was a kid...I love me some Doctor Who...but heres the catch...I"m American. So I started watching when it was on A&E with the 4th Doctor. I stopped after and dropped it like a sack of potatos and started back up again when I saw the real 9th Doctor (Oddly enough played by Richard E Grant (Back in 2003)

The episode (Webisode) was called Scream of the Shalka (Its on youtube go watch it. Its pretty good) but after the popularity of this one webisode they started the idea that perhaps they could bring it back...and they replaced Richard with Chris (Which I fucking hate)

Now that Doctor Who has been around for 50 years in November then they're going to do a great freakin episode called 'An adventure in time and space'
There have been several pictures letting leak one of which is of the new first doctor who actually played in 'Dinaosaurs on a starship as the villain 'Soloman'

Yes that picture official. I'm not to sure who the chick is though. Oh well

I'll keep you up to date on what i find out cause...I donno I can I guess

And just cause I can...

PONIES!!!

Your argument is invalid....

The All to Awesome Leslie Howard

Heres my randomness for today. Leslie Howard...

Why am I putting him up here today...because he's fucking awesome.
He worked in the military for a little while then ended up having a problem with the whole word 'BOOM' yeah he got all kinds of freaked out so his doctor told him to try out acting

So acting he did...and he owned that bitch, he not only played in two different Pimpernel films (The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1930s then another one Pimpernel Smith) he played in 'Gone with the Wind' as Ashley the love intrest of Scarlet O'hara (I really hated that movie) but it didn't end there...thats not why he's awesome...so here is how he died

When the Nazi war was raging on and London was sending its youth to the hills our favorite actor Leslie Howard stayed behind (Whos Robert Howards father) he stayed behind waving goodbye to his wife and two kids. He started to work as a secret agent (Oddly enough the title of yet another movie he did)
He and a few others boarded a plane with information for the Prime Minister knowing perfectly well it was being targeted...the plane was shot down and no one survived. He knew he was going to die...yet he got int he plane and did what he thought was right. He's a hero

The Scarlet Pimpernel

Honestly if you haven't heard of it yet...your fucking lazy. These books (15 in all) was released between 1912 to 1923 by Baroness Orczy. There have been loads of plays, and tv shows and movies spanning from the 1930s to just recently in 2000 staring Richard E Grant

Now the reason why I'm bringing it up is because most people haven't figured it out yet. So I'll draw it out for you.
This man (Sir Percy Blakeney) Has been saving people during the Frech Revolution mostly Aristocrats from having there heads chopped off. But only if they deserved to be saved. (Before you read the book...no its not a real or true story even though it is very believable.) He does so in disguise. No one knows its him and he's a master at it. The enemy has never known what the true identity is...until his wife spilled the beans not knowing his identity herself.

Sound familiar...well sort of...the whole idea of having a secret identity was spawned from this very book. If this book hadn't been created there wouldn't be a Zorro, or a Batman. So there ya go...thats my bit of randomness for the day :D