*Le sigh.*

Anyone who knows me knows I'm afraid of Dinosaurs. Doesn't matter if its a meat eater or a leaf eater. I don't like them. I'm toe jam stew to all of them. This fear was brought on after watching Jurassic Park when I was 7 at a drive in theater in California which was actually surrounded by Dinosaur statues.

Anyways I'm walking through Walmart today looking for a magazine for the kids (They like the disney ones) and all of the sudden I spot this one

and then my daughter picks it up and puts it in my face. 'How about this one!' I'm all like "Fuck no!" in front of an Amish family. So yeah now I'm all embarrassed, but then the dad (I think it was the dad) 'I agree with your mom, it looks fake' I was sooooo tickled.