Job...

yeah okay so most of you know I work at a theater that my husband manages. The problem with that ends up coming along the lines of

1. I can't be promoted. I'm always going to be a peon.
2. I can't stand some of his employees. But I have to put a smile on and pretend
3. I do more work then half his employees combined. 
4. I can clean a theater faster then four of them can
5. I'm older then they are (I'm 30) 
6. I don't replace any of my work days and I never get sick while they're always trading/canceling/getting sick. (Although they can't help that they get sick. Its not there fault)
7. I have kids (7 & 2 years old) and they're trying to give me mothering advice.
8. They complain that there love life sucks but don't take advice from me or there manager whose got a successful love life and we never fight (I mean that...never)
9. They talk about gross stuff. (Yeah...sex, poo, NC-17 movies they wish we could get)
10. But aside from employees we get the costumers that think they can give sex for free stuff. 

A few days ago a woman came into the theater and asked to see the manager. Me being 'Okay sure' which this isn't very unusual sometimes people misplace wallets or things in theaters and ask to see if they seen it. Or perhaps a job, or maybe they were there for a charity and they wanted to pay for gift cards for tickets for a fundraiser. We get that a lot with radio stations or churches.

But anyways this lady walks into the office seeing my husband was all 'I got a question for you?' And she unsnaps her bra! and pulls her shirt off. Her bra unsnapped from the front. It looked neat...The door was wide open and I was standing there. Another employee was standing there mopping the floor looked at me when the woman finished with her question. 'Have you ever seen a womans breasts other then on the internet?'

Let me go on with 'I'm not a very violent person...but I'm not sorry for what happened next.'

My husband rolled his eyes snapped his fingers and I automatically answered her. 'why yes he has...mine. I'm his wife...and your now banned from this theater.' I grabbed her by the hair and pulled her out into the lobby and out into the parking lot. She still didn't have her shirt on and her bra was half hanging on. She forgot her shirt inside...and she was banned from the theater and security wouldn't let her back in to get it. Actually...I really don't think he believed that she left it inside.

I actually took pity on her and threw her a plastic bag.